I don’t think Eddie Murphy’s “Party All The Time” is as awful as everybody says it is
I have always wanted to jump on a moving train and see what city I would end up in at the end of the trip.
I cruised around on a Vespa for two years in college.
I get oddly hooked on watching the progress of my ordered pizza get delivered on dominos.com.
I’ve falsely exaggerated my love for U2 to my wife because she loves the band so much.
I’m the only person in American that thought Castaway was a brilliant movie.
In the 8th grade I gave myself a self-inflicted hickey using a snake poison removal kit.
Sometimes I’m embarrassed that my wife is so much better looking than I am.
I still watch The Real World.
As I make it to my seat in coach I judge those in first class by who I think is rich and can afford the seat and who I think is just casing in the frequent flyer miles.
I loathe body hair.
Sometimes I’m surprised by how conservative I can be on some issues. I think if you are an American citizen you should know how to communicate in English.
I found and then sold some of parents stash back in high school.
Hangovers last almost two days now.
I never learned how to jump rope.
Have had thoughts of purchasing shoes with a lift in them to make me appear taller.
I really like that Miley Cyrus song, “Climb.”
It internally bothers me when I let my son Hayden beat me in video games.
I was way funnier 10 years ago.
I worked at Taco Bell for 4 years in high school but still think I can “work the line” better than most Taco Bell employees today.
With few exceptions I have had yogurt every day for the past twenty years.
I won’t let cars merge that have stickers applied honoring SEC schools other than UGA.
I have faked getting an emergency phone call so I could get off the tread mill.
Can’t stop watching World’s Strongest Man competitions on ESPN.
Stared losing interest in writing this list around number 19 and have spent a stupid amount of time checking and rechecking how many items I’ve listed in order to get to 25.